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baby:  t- t-
parents:  the baby's first words!
baby:  t- thh- th-
parents:  three??? thing???
baby:  t- tha- tha-
baby:  That’s right, I am Kira. And what can you do? Kill me right here? Hear this: I’m not only Kira, but I’m also God of the new world. Kira has become law in the world we now live. He’s the one who’s maintaining order. I have become justice, the only hope for mankind. Kill me? Is that really the right thing to do? Since Kira’s appearance six years ago, wars have stopped and global crime rates have been reduced by over 70%, but it’s not enough! This world is still rotten… with too many rotten people…. Somebody has to do this! And when I first got that notebook all those years ago, I knew I had to do it—no, I was the only one who could! I understood that killing people was a crime. THERE WAS NO OTHER WAY! THE WORLD HAD TO BE FIXED! A purpose given to me! Only I could do it! Who else could’ve done it and come this far?! WOULD THEY’VE KEPT GOING?! … The only one… who can create a new world… is me…

silversora:

If a dead ancestor doesn’t appear in the sky to stop me, it can’t be that bad of a decision

lesbianfosure:

I wonder what the applications are like at hooters, do the just hand them a bra and say “Here fill this out.” 

do-we-have-a-boat:

sharkgina:

do you ever just start watching a show because you hear there are queer girls

whataboutramonaflowers:

Things he tastes like:

  • you (only sweeter)

Things you were:

  • my picket fence

Things I’ll be:

  • your number one with a bullet

Things my songs know:

  • what you did in the dark

Things I’ve got:

  • troubled thoughts
  • the self esteem to match

preys:

Eventually we’re just gonna have to accept “ducking” as a swear word

sluttyoliveoil:

im glad i have a tumblr so i can see the same four posts a thousand times on my dashboard

e-zekiel:

okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too

but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time

and then another person fell

and another

and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu fainting mob and a lot of people were shouting

and the girl who’d originally fallen looked so fucking happy

urbancatfitters:

you had me at “hello” and you lost me at “i think your friend is cute”

pizzaforpresident:

when you aren’t your best friend’s best friend

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hoekage:

somebody needs to fucking kiss me